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are you aware of the music known as Jazz?
  • Howard: Are you aware of the music known as jazz? Are you aware of jazz music, the movement of jazz?
  • Vince: Why do you keep goin' on about jazz for?
  • Howard: Because it's the most important art form in the 20th century.
  • Vince: No one listens to jazz. Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all jazz is for.
  • Howard: You better take that back, you electro ponce.
  • Vince: Or what?
  • Howard: You better just take it back, that's all.
  • Vince: I won't be taking that back, I'll be leaving it out there for all to see.
  • Howard: Drink it back up.
  • Vince: No. I hate jazz.
  • Howard: You hate jazz? You fear jazz. Huh?
  • Vince: Shut your mouth.
  • Howard: Ahhhh... you fear jazz, don't you?
  • Vince: No I don't.
  • Howard: You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh its a fence, no its soft, ahh... What's happening? The shapes, the chaos! Huh? It has to be simple nursery rhymes for you, doesn't it? [to the tune of a nursery rhyme] Dee di dee di dee dee di. When the melody gets abstract, you mess your trousers and run to your mummy. [Howard starts scat singing].
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