An Irishman Down Under

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It's not your computer is it? It's Wernham Hogg's
  • “What you doing with my computer?”
  • “It’s not your computer is it? It’s Wernham Hogg’s.”
  • “Right. What you doing with Wernham Hogg’s computer?”
  • “You don’t need to know.”
  • “No I don’t need to know but could you tell me anyway?”
  • “I’m installing a firewall.”
  • “OK what’s that?”
  • “It protects your computer against script kiddies, data collectors, viruses, worms and trojan horses and it limits you’re outbound internet communications. Any more questions?”
  • “Yes. How long will it take?”
  • “Why? Do you want to do it yourself?”
  • “No, I can’t do it myself. How long will it take you out of interest?”
  • “It will take as long as it takes.”
  • “Right, er, how long did it take last time when-”
  • “It’s done.”
  • “Right thank you.”
  • “Now I’m gonna switch it off, when it comes back on it’ll ask you to hit yes, no or cancel. Hit cancel. Do not hit yes or no.”
  • “Right.”
  • “Did you hear what I said?”
  • “Yep.”
  • “What did I say?”
  • “Hit cancel.”
  • “Good.”
  • “Thanks.”
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